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Friday, October 2, 2020

My ears carry all the burden of coronavirus...

Now I have face mask, glasses and earphones attached to my ears...

face mask jokes

My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. ears are a purse.

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Eventually everyone will be quarantined to their houses with no sports to watch... and in 9 months from now on a boom of babies will be born... and we will call them Coronials.

An added benefit of wearing a mask is that men on the street no longer tell me to smile. 

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If you're reading this please step back: Funny face mask-social distancing quarantine.

dog with coronavirus face mask

My mom made my dog a mask. 

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Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.We all have a social mask, right? We put it on, we go out, put our best foot forward, our best image. But behind that social mask is a personal truth, what we really, really believe about who we are and what we're capable of.

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Start the day with a smile and end it with a face mask. 

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I wear a mask to make sure I'm alive on 2020.

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This is a reality sayings for pandemic:

Please wear a mask and social distance when you can. I lost my Mum to Covid and I am still recovering from it. At the same time we must be able to laugh at the situation because it will help your mental health not to decline further.

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It's gonna be alright, all those who misses hugs? Just remember that by quarantining you are doing your part to keep everyone safe! The regular social etiquette practices no longer apply in the best interest of the greater good. It’s a big shift, but we can do it together

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Our grandparents were called to war.

We're being asked to practice social distancing and stop hoarding toilet paper.

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Home is a shelter from storms — all sorts of storms.

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Treating the quarantine like a prison sentence. 

Bulking up. 

Reading books.

Converting to Islam.

Refusing to shower.

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Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Coke.

Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She 
seems nice.

Your Mission you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper. ‘This message will self-flush in 5 seconds. Good luck.

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My fiancé just told me he has feel feelings for someone he met at work this week.

He's been working from home.

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If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.

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