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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Our relationship is like tom & jerry. We tease each other, chase each other, knock down each other, irritate each other but we cannot live without each other

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What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

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I will follow you everywhere, as long as you will let me COME with you.

You are the cheese to my onion, the salt to my vinegar, the tea to my biscuit, the h 2 my O! xxx

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You have got a hypnotic cleavage. I do not think I can look at anything else but it, when we are together.

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Your bulge is driving me mad.

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Your dessert is HOT and READY for you.

dirty messages

Do you know if there is a way that I can resist those juicy lips of yours?

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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks “If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady.”
He replies “If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!”

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What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.

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Three words to ruin a man’s ego.
“Is it in?”

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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”

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Boy in the bath with his mum. Boy says, “Whats that hairy thing mum?” Mum replies, “That is my sponge.” “Oh yes,” says the boy, “The babysitters got one, I’ve seen her washing dads face with it.”

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What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
About three inches.

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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The man asks, “Why?”
The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why cannot I take your wet kisses out of my mind?

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How will I be able to contain myself when I know that you are in the shower right now?

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Did you think about me when you were in the bath tub today?

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Just the smell of you gives me shivers.

Hot Sexting Paragraphs for Him

I want us to be in the position 69! You know what that is? Check me out today and I would show you!

Are you free tonight? I thought of booking my bedroom to load you with my cum… but before that just wanted to make sure you are free.

I love the way you stroke me with your hot rod, though it pains still it’s the best pleasure in the world I can get.

All I can think about is stripping you naked and covering you with kisses…very slowly at first…then with an appetite.

I have my hand down my underwear right now, and just the thought of you touching me has me so wet. I can’t wait until you tear my clothes off and have your way with me.

If we were together right now, where would you want me to touch you?

You have no idea how much you turn me on. Just the smell of you makes my whole body shake.

I am dirty and going to have a shower. But when I return, I want you to make me dirty again.

If we were together right now, where would you want me to touch you?

I`ll start by whispering into your ear and then bite your neck, ill carry on till I hear your heavy breathing and ill move to your mouth, kissing you, tonguing you and teasing. I`ll go back to biting your neck, feeling your warm breath against mine, then sitting you up and carrying on kissing and biting onto your neck.

Freaky Paragraphs to Say to Your Boyfriend with Passion

Passion is an integral part of all relationships. Don`t know how to say to your boyfriend about your secret desires and guilty pleasures? Then appeal to the abundance of freaky paragraphs, which will become your pre-foreplay!

I want you to hold me so tight. I want you to lick me all over! I want to perform your art on me! I want to have every reason to moan and scream your name!I want you to kiss me so badly making me want you in sweet and reckless abandon! You are my sweet craving!

The moment I start thinking about you, I lose my senses and my body starts to vibrate with the uncontrollable sexual urge.

It feels so sexy when you go deeper in me grabbing my waist treating me like a bitch.

Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very very bad…and I never learn without proper punishment.

I want to reach down your pants and start rubbing until I feel you get rock hard.

Guess the colour of the panties I am wearing tonight and I will make one of your fantasies come true!

You’re so strong and big down under and I can’t stop thinking about you.

Various positions with you feel incredible.

I love seeing you in a tight pair of jeans.

I keep kissing down your lower belly letting my cheek rest against your penis and look up at you.

“What do you want”, I whisper looking deeply into your eyes.

Copy and Paste Freaky Paragraphs for Boyfriend to Arose Him

Get his heart beating again only with the help of a few simple movements: copy some of the freaky paragraphs for your boyfriend, which you like the most, paste them into your messenger and send your boyfriend. Now all you have to do is waiting for his positive reaction!

Your thighs could carry me for long hours, I just want to lay all my body on yours.

Your cum feels so good in me, that I love to moan with sexual pleasure.

Your body is so incredibly gorgeous all I wanna do is explore every tiny square inch of it

I hope you rested well, because you are definitely going to need your energy later when you walk into my bedroom.

My cold shower turned hot just thinking about you…now I am sweaty and naked!

Currently, I am sending you texts using one hand because the other one is busy somewhere else. Guess where it is?

I crawl up to rest in your arms. You kiss me tenderly and I feel your hands stroking my back and hips.  We snuggle together and breathe in the warm summer air. Sleep will come soon.

 I have your favorite massage oil and I can’t wait to rub your back. I lean over and my nipples just graze the smooth shiny skin between your shoulder blades. I feel them stiffen as they skim your back.

I’ll be wearing a locket tonight, just a locket.

I’m thinking about you while touching myself.

Torrid Paragraph To Be Freaky

Cannot be freaky in the presence of your boyfriend? Be freaky at a distance! Some paragraphs with torrid words will turn you from a shy girl into a mangy little stray, able to capture even the most experienced man.

I just got some new s*xy panties delivered. You are going to see the whole of my s*xiness and crave for more of it.

Your hands are something else when it comes to getting a lady drooling and wanting to be freaky. Your touches are so s*xy and sensual that I never wanted you to stop whatever it was you were doing!

I grab your dick with both hands and slowly start jerking you off. I get faster. Then I put you into my mouth, sucking you so hard.

If you could read my feelings and thoughts, you would start to feel shy around me.

Right now all I can think about is how I can’t wait to see my clothes on the floor next to yours.

I am going to blow your mind and then blow something else later. I want you to take me and put me exactly how you want me so I know exactly what to do. You are going to be in full control of my body.

Guess what I am thinking right now? Here’s a hint: It involves my tongue and you naked!

Hey babe, would you like me to wear my sporty or lacy thong tonight?

I wish we weren`t out in public… I wish we were alone… Know what I mean?

I stop and look up at you and whisper, “I can’t wait to f–k you with my mouth.”

Dirty Paragraphs for Him not to Talk at Night

Are you tired of nights, when you have to sleep? Don`t want to spend this intimate time sleeping soundly? Talk with your boyfriend about your desires. Dirty paragraphs for him will help you to clarify the situation. Be sure: he will understand you!

I want you to suck on my tits and run your tongue across my rock hard nipples while I ride you.
 I just want to kiss your lips and drag them in little bites. I wish to rest my boobs on your chest and feel the little electric shocks. I just want you to have me so much and so badly!

Guess what! I am not having any underwear on tonight! I just had my bath and I came out feeling horny and craving you so much!

I would gently move my hands around your stomach, tickling it, teasing you. Then I would slowly suck on just the side of your hard dick.

Good night and sweet dreams! But before you sleep just wanted you to know….. I am not wearing anything underneath my waist.

Try wearing nothing below your waist tonight, my fingers are getting anxious to feel you there.
You’re in for a memorable night tonight baby…starting tomorrow you’re gonna remember how I made you feel like nobody else ever could.

Tonight I’m going to work my way all around your body, extra slowly until you can’t take it any longer…Then…I’ll take it as long as you got it.

Let’s try every sexual position we can think of when are here in my bed. I want to explore all of them with you.

I`ll be wearing only heels tonight.

Sexting Paragraph to a Guy with Detailed Description

When you want to change something in your sex life, but you`re afraid of talking with your guy to avoid offending, write a detailed paragraph with the description of everything you want to do with him! You may also explain what he may do with you!

I want to feel your lips pressed up against my neck while your fingers press into my pussy.

I love the way you drag my hair to the back with reckless abandon. I love it with you push me in such a forceful manner. Can we do it over and over again?

You made my hair all scattered and messy. You gripped me in a hot way last week when we made out. I had so much fun being with you, and I am thinking about you right now with the thoughts of how you gripped and kissing vivid in my head. I am waiting for you again this week.

I want to use my hands to make traces of lines all over your thick masculine skin. I want to tweak the hairy nape of your neck until you scream in pure bliss. I want to scratch your back and get you mewing like a cat. I want to whisper freaky messages into your ears, lick it as well and get you to forget your name. I want to pour cold ice cream on your chest and lick it off with my tongue! I want to rub you from your pants and make you throb in pure delight. I want to make me want me in the craziest way ever!

I would throw you on the bed and slowly take off your boxers. Then I would stare at your long hard cock. I would slowly move my finger up the side of your dick. After that I would very slowly lick the side of your penis. I would swirl my tongue around the head of your dick. Then I’d suck on just the tip of your throbbing hard cock. I would then tickle and lick your balls… you want me to suck your dick already, but not yet.

Just wanted to let you know that I find the fragrance of your body so appealing and seducing that I want to feel the warmth of your neck on my lips and the sweetness of your lips on my earlobes.

I am missing something badly right now, guess what? It’s your erection between my curves.

I’ve been daydreaming all day long… you and me naked moaning and sweaty…got anything to add to that vision?

Next time…I want you to work me up into a really hot mess…and then slow down right before I let loose…then do it again, I’m gonna wait for your command to let loose…just don’t make me wait too long ok?

Omg if we we were alone right now i would push you on the bed and get on my knees. While looking into your eyes i would slowly unzip your pants and take your dick out and slowly start jerking it till your hard. Then i will lick the bottom of your dick and then take the whole thing in my mouth while i massage your balls.

Best Freaky Letters to Storm Your Boyfriend Off

Is your boyfriend too boring in bed and doesn`t meet your sexual requirements? Create a special instruction for him! Freaky letters and messages will improve your nightlife and strengthen your relationship with a partner!

I want you to use one hand to play with my nipples and the other to play with my ass.

I would like to get into the kitchen and cook for you naked today! Please don’t say NO!

I want you to kiss me so bad and scatter my hair, and let your hands run all through my body sending fire of emotion and setting up the fire of passion in me. I have been trying to read on building the fire of passion and getting real freaky with your partner and I just can’t wait to try it out with you!

Believe me Baby! my wet pussy is so ready for your dick to dig inside me.

You, me…the round pillow…my butt on top of it, nacked…my eyes can see it already…the rest of me wants it…are you in?

You feel so incredible when you’re so deep inside me…I love it when you go deep and just grind…pure heaven.

I really want you to fuck me hard in every room of the house. I want you to take me on the couch, over the kitchen sink, in the bathroom, and everywhere else.

Let’s play a game together, I’m in the mood for something naughty!

What would you say if I suggest we spend all of next weekend in bed?

It’s a mystery but I’ll give you a clue. Tonight, you will be the special guest between my legs.

Sexy Paragraphs to Send to Your Boyfriend to Turn Him On

If you’re among those, who know that just a sensual look into your partner`s eyes isn`t enough to get your boyfriend turned on and sexually aroused, than these hot paragraphs are the first thing you need to send him!

I want you to fuck me on the kitchen counter as you lick whipped cream off of my tits.

 You have turned me into a woman I have always wanted to be; daring, passionate and romantic. You have made me really freaky and now it is time to send real freaky paragraphs to you. I don’t know what else to do, I am just lost within my passion without you. What have you done to me? How did you get me this crazy in love.

It turns me more and more horny. I can’t tell you how desperately I need you to fuck me.
Picture this…you come home…I take your shoes off for you, take your clothes off for you, scrub your back in the shower for you…and as soon as you’re clean…let’s see how dirty we can get?
Tonight I want to slowly kiss my way from your lips down…they only question is how far down will I go?

Tonight I am going to bite you, slap you, choke you and make you my personal sex slave.

I wanna feel your gaze on me as I slowly run my hands down my body and then start to masturbate.

I`ll start by taking you into my room, ill shut my door and throw you onto my bed, ill bite my lip while looking at yours suggesting to make a move, i grab both your hands and put them firmly behind you, pining you so you cannot move… Want to continue?

I want to see what magic you can perform with your tongue.

I want to give you a massage, I can’t wait to run my hands over your body. If I were there, I would make you lie on your belly and straddle you.

Kinky Examples of Sexting Paragraphs for Him

If you don`t have any problems with sex, it doesn`t mean that sexting paragraphs will never come in handy for you! It`s important to add to your ordinary sex some kinky elements to avoid the monotonous relationship. Sexting examples may serve as the source of the sexual energy use!

I want you to run your hands over my pussy, so you can feel how wet I am.

Tell me how much you love it when I touch you…tell me exactly what you like the most…I’ll make sure I do it exactly how you describe it – so don’t forget any of the details.

I love it when you roll your tongue around my nipples and then exhale slowly with that hot damp breath of yours…makes me shudder inside.

I want you to take my clothes off and i want you to spread my legs and you straddle me and play with my nipples and work your way down until your tongue is on my clit and i want you to eat me out and play with my **** while i rub my clit.

I’m going to slowly trace my lips over yours, softly massaging them. Then I’m going to kiss you…from your lips…to your neck…down to your chest…down to your cock. But, I’m not going to take it straight into my mouth. I’m going to keep kissing it until you beg me for more.

I want to feel our wet bodies pressed up against each others as the water is spraying from the shower head and trickling down us, I want to run my hands over your back and slowly leave kisses trailing down your chest while I’m getting lower and lower to the shower floor.

My favorite place for me to sit is on your face and….

I was looking at sex toys today.

Feeling you overpower me and dominate me is so damn hot!

My tongue circles each nipple licking, nipping at the skin on your chest and I let one hand drift between your legs. I take you in hands and massage them gently as while I kiss and lick my way down your belly. Your fingers wrap themselves in my hair and you pull me close.

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