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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

How to write 55
Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don't know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?

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Teacher to Student: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd
Student: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Student: Remove the ‘S’!!



How to write 55

Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don't know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?

How to write 55 Teacher : How do u write 55? Student : I don't know.. Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher : What are you waiting for? Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?


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 Teacher to Student: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd Student: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Student: Remove the ‘S’!!


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Teacher: Maria please show America on the map. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Good. Then kid, who discovered America? Class: Maria did ,teacher.


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 TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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 TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


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 TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.


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 TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JOSE : Don't bite any.


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 TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN : I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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Teacher to Student: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd
Student: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Student: Remove the ‘S’!!

 * * * * *

Teacher: Maria please show America on the map.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Good. Then kid, who discovered America?
Class: Maria did ,teacher.

* * * * *

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

* * * * *

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

* * * * *

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

* * * * *

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE : Don't bite any.


* * * * *

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

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