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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Two men went to a callgirl.
First went in and came out and said
"No ...... my wife is better."
second went in and came out and said .....
......
"You are right...... Your wife is much better......


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A worker sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
Two hours later worker sms to boss:
"Me ok, your wife very sweet"

dirty jokes, adult jokes

A girl phoned me
The other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home






Nurse kept Teenager boy's finger in her mouth after blood test.
Boy started dancing .
nurse:Why are you dancing.
student:Next is urine test


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It's the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.


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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always be succesful SEX FUL! in life.


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Lastnight i went to bed without you..
cold, naked,thinking of you, missing your warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were you "lastnight"


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Wife: Why arent you taking me with you to Bangkok?
Husband: Because nobody carries a tiffin to a restaurant.
"If yo didn't get it go watch pogo":p


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Beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study


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Girl:Its too tight
Boy:Dont worry,I'll do it slowly,
Girl:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Girl:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!


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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.


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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!


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Boy:what is that you keep in your mouth
which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: why do you ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush


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I really deeply wish dat
You are here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
To show you my glow in the dark watch.


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What is the difference between stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both are pregnant ...


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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
 She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"


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Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep your hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a .......nice drink...PEPSI


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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
One night in pleasure
Nine months of pain
One day in hospital and
a junior needs a name


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Come here,
Take off your pants and knickers,
Get on top of me,
Enjoy until you get satisfied,
Loving yours.....
Toilet!


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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You know whose that boy?
Stupid it's lifeboy soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.


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I want to suck you, lick you, wanna move my tongue all over you, wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
Eat an ice cream!






What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)


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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:We were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.During lecture in maths class

Think positive:)


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