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Saturday, March 26, 2016

Pride adversely affects all our relationships - our relationship with God and His servants, between husband and wife, parent and child, employer and employee, teacher and student, and all mankind.


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My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.


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I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.





One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!


Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.



Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.


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When you meet the right woman she will sink into your arms, then your arms in her sink.


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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.


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If love is a color, I will be a rainbow to you. If love were to be a film, I would choose "....." It's only in it that lovers don't die.



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If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.


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Through devotion, your family cares become more peaceful, mutual love between husband and wife becomes more sincere, the service we owe to the prince more faithful, and our work, no matter what it is, becomes more pleasant and agreeable.


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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.


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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.


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If everyone married someone as wonderful as you, this world would most definitely be a happier place.


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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.


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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.


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I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.


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My wife and I work out together almost every day. It's just a great way to spend time together. We're going to run a marathon together later this year, and that's one more goal that we'll accomplish as husband and wife.


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Like sunshine in the summer and rain in the winter, I know I can count on
my husband to be there through every season of my life.


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You make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.


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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.


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Marriage is a gift of love you give to your spouse everyday, with a never-ending promise that you’ll walk side-by-side.


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The reason most couples get divorced is not because they get bored with each other. It's because when you're dating, you pretend to be someone you're not.
And there's only so long you can hold that off.


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My days are perfect with a thought of you
Oh happy day it is, when it starts with you!
In Every step and all moves, I want the special you
For Sad and gloomy is it all day without lovely you



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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.


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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!


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Great strength will I be for you when you tire
Beautiful for you also than your best attire
Active will my love be for you, never to retire
I’ll be nothing but the fulfilment for your desire



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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.





Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.


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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does


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