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Friday, June 19, 2015

Have you ever noticed that a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same :D  :D A man and a woman are proportional to each other :\ :P


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For a Cool Kid!
It’s birthday time again, and WOW!
You’re a whole year older now!
So clown around and have some fun
To make this birthday your best one!



If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .

If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating...


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Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.

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January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed...
U...
R...
Always...
a HEADACHE to me !!!!


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A nice person will always be in memory;
A better person will always be in dream;
But a sincere person will always be in heart!


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Smile like you never cried.
Fight like you never lost.
Love like you never been hurt
Live like there is no tomorrow.


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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I 'll take u an eye specialist !!

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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.

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I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a HEART ATTACK

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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers

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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


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Smile. Your enemies hate it.


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You will always pass failure on your way to success!


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For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!


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Isn't it ironic:
We ignore those who want us;
We want those who ignore us;
We hurt those who love us;
And love those who hurt us!


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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

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when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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Respecting a woman is more beautiful than telling her that she is beautiful!


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Most people on an ego trip don't have anything to pack!


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If people have a problem with you, it is their problem.
Have a nice weekend!



when i call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means ... pick d phone idiot


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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !


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The human brain is most outstanding thing...
it functions 24hrs 365 days...
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


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History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student : Teacher, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26


Before you Talk
Listen

Before you React
Think

Before you Criticize
Wait

Before you Pray
Forgive

Before you Quit
Try

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